Cats and Dogs Living Together…Mass Hysteria!

Should men and women live together? 

You wouldn’t put a rabbit in the same pen as a wolf would you, so please tell me who ever thought that men and women should cohabitate?

Women are generally domestic creatures.  We feather our nests with decorations from Pottery Barn and Crate and Barrel.  We light scented candles even when no one special is coming over. 

Men are more wild creatures; some would say uncouth.  They never see the crumbs they leave on the kitchen counter after they make a sandwich.  They leave their socks on the floor.  And we won’t even talk about the toilet seat.  Maybe they’d be better off living in the outdoors.

Men shed!  The evidence is right there in the bathroom sink and in the far corners of your bathroom floor.

Now don’t get me wrong.  I enjoy having a man in my life.  I just don’t know if I want to live with one.

Men are loud!  They can’t seem to watch television without their surround sound…and sub wuffers… and god knows what else. 

Women tend to appreciate quiet.  Except at the dinner table.  That’s the one time when a little conversation would be appreciated.

Now I have heard rumors of cats and dogs living together.  Apparently it does happen.  All of God’s creatures can live in peace and harmony.  But those who have brought their pets together to live in unity say it takes a very, very long time. 

I don’t know if I have the time or patience to train a man.

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2 responses to “Cats and Dogs Living Together…Mass Hysteria!

  1. Honestly, it doesn’t matter what he does to try to help, if it’s not done my way, I’m not happy! (his problem or mine??)

  2. Takes a lot of work that is for sure!!! Great Blog.

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